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Vegeta Demotivational Poster


TAGS: second hand vegetarian meat on a plate
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
Another joke for my list to tell certain ones I know, hehehe. 5 meat slabs.
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
People say I'm a misanthropist. Not at all. I'm a humanitarian.

ANIMALS - If we're not supposed to eat them, Why are they made out of food?


VEGETARIANS - Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop this senseless violent slaughter

TAGS: vegetarians thousand innicent plants slaughtered
Rating: 4.32/5

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Budog - March 27, 2012, 5:25 am
Well everyday I eat about 6 kale leaves, 4 green apples, 1 lemon, a piece of ginger, two cucumbers and two zucchinis. Of course it is all juiced. I also drink 2 protein smoothies also.
banana82 - March 27, 2012, 5:02 am
Well, eating plants is actually the least plant-unfriendly thing you can do. As for meat, the animals you're eating have been fed ten tot fifteen times more vegetable food than you would consume if you just ate plants yourself. Consider that.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:27 pm
nice smile
MPsniper - January 31, 2012, 6:05 pm
ill be ordering the veal
Iconoclast - January 31, 2012, 3:35 pm
Sort of been done #142967


TAGS: vegeta 9000 nappa shaved dbz
Rating: 2.44/5

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HtD - January 4, 2009, 9:28 pm
Ha, it is Nappa.
Amy - November 28, 2008, 9:54 pm
ah sorry, the text came up fuzzy underneath its obviously nappa. my mistake. anyone else thinks she looks like Burke Reynolds?
Amy - November 28, 2008, 9:48 pm
don't, that made me lol! but Vegeta doesn't have a 'tash-isnt that meant to be Nappa?
Tony G - November 28, 2008, 6:53 pm
i dont blame you steve, i would've done the same thing
Steve - November 11, 2008, 2:29 am
IT'S OVER 9,000!!!! Sorry, I couldn't resist.

CARNIVORE VEGETARIAN - “Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.” - Dr. Denis Leary

TAGS: cow rabbit vegetarian carnivore vegan meat
Rating: 3.56/5

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ooooooooooom - August 4, 2009, 8:23 am
(comment deleted - ban warning!)
BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 10:50 am
Oh, poor bunny. I tried to be a vegetarian once, until my Dad had a BBQ.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:33 am
I believe Dennis Leary said it best "Meat tastes like Murder, And Murder tastes good"
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 1:11 am
Being a vegetarian or vegan might be going against nature, but it's practicing self control. I wouldn't want someone eating my baby, why should I eat something else's. Who are we to say we're better than any other species. Animals and children are pure
Dylan - July 30, 2009, 1:10 am
We're OMNIVOREs people! That means we're made to eat both plants AND animals not only one. To be a vegan or carnivore is going against nature and our suties to the balance of the food chain. Thx for letting me rant, 5 lions for poster.
Sean - July 29, 2009, 10:39 pm
Cow on bunny violence, even if the bunny was already dead, is just NOT FUNNY!!!! Shame on you all.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 10:39 pm
That Is such a sweet pic. aggy check your pm's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
Hey, Trashheap...I got your bunny!!!!!. 5 lions.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
TTH? Raising cows to do your dirty work now? 5L


TAGS: vegetarian life sustain consume justsay n
Rating: 4.73/5

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falloutghoul - June 13, 2012, 7:55 pm
Splendidly put! 5's for you!


TAGS: eat a vegetarian
Rating: 4.81/5

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SA4KE - June 8, 2012, 8:18 pm
I'm hungry.........wait a minute, this cow IS a vegetarian.
ipaprime - June 4, 2012, 4:46 am
people its whats for diner


TAGS: vegetarians making dinner a religion
Rating: 4.08/5

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culos - February 5, 2010, 8:08 am
Since you were there and can be a witness, did he enjoy pink meat or what?
Cloudchaser - February 5, 2010, 8:05 am
I like a good salad, but I like meat too and I see no moral issue with eating meat. Even Christ himself ate meat, so it can't be wrong

NUTS?!? -

TAGS: vegetarians veggies trees kill
Rating: 4.79/5

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crankyhead - August 5, 2011, 7:49 pm
5kippy brand whipped tree foetu5e5.
spacedog - August 5, 2011, 6:59 pm
HA! Them unborn are dang ta5ty.
Kspace - August 5, 2011, 9:25 am
Peanuts aren't nuts, they're legumes.
Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 8:35 am
the1stCOMMI3 - August 5, 2011, 7:27 am
Ironically epic! 5L my good sir.

KIDS CARTOONS - Just aren't what they used to be

TAGS: vegeta cartoons dragonball z
Rating: 3.32/5

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awesomeman - May 17, 2010, 3:15 pm
I remember that episode, it was great. Too much censorship now a days.
awesomeman - May 17, 2010, 3:14 pm
I remember that episode, it was great. Too much censorship now a days.
dragontamer1990 - April 18, 2010, 6:50 pm
Totally miss this AWESOME anime DBZ. Unfortunally they aint, I miss most of the cartoons from when I was little which was in the 90's
angryceltic - December 8, 2009, 5:46 pm
i miss that show so much


TAGS: exotic animals calendar vegetarian poop
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - May 11, 2012, 8:08 am
A good morning LOL is always, well, good. You never fail Mr Green.


TAGS: meat food vegetarian cooking
Rating: 4.85/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 3:36 pm
Haha! That's what I've said, too. 5 cuts of prime steak!
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 11:17 am
lmao! My Sentiments exactly! 5L
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 9:04 am

two back to back "cofee shot through my nose"....wow. another solid one dude!!!
ICEMAN - January 8, 2011, 10:46 pm
Dayamn, you made me chuckle. 5
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 10:16 pm
Vegetarians are not as stringy when prepared properly.

THE COOKIE MONSTER - Fruits and vegetables, what the hell have they done to him!!!

TAGS: fruits vegetables cookie monster
Rating: 4.59/5

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jackandsally - October 29, 2011, 1:49 am

VEGETARIANISM - A viable alternative,till you realize half your DNA is the same as a tree's. Face it: you're a mutated, walking plant. Cannibal.

TAGS: vegetarianism plants meat
Rating: 2.47/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 9:47 am
When they are vegetables, of course.
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 9:45 am
What? Since when are humans plants?

VEGETARIANS - You will never know how awesome this is

VEGETARIANS - All those vegetables make the muscle lean, but still flavorful

TAGS: vegetarian
Rating: 2.63/5

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xxx - January 3, 2009, 7:48 am
vegetarian in old english means "too dumb to hunt".....
Drenix - September 20, 2008, 4:50 pm
I've saw this at C&H a week or two ago
Not from Vega - June 9, 2008, 7:10 pm
Emailing to my vegetarian friends. Thanks!

DELICIOUS JELL-O - Unfortunatly it is made with Gelatin. Gelatin is so delicious because it is made from ground up pig and cow hooves.

TAGS: true vegetarians do not eat jello they eat pudding
Rating: 3.71/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:14 pm
This made me sad and angry to learn at the same time. ...I guess that's the measure of a good traditional motifake. :(


TAGS: vegeta men
Rating: 1.46/5

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bOB cHIN - July 28, 2009, 8:16 am
aLIENS Live among us. I think LOLMAN may be one as he has collected data on the male organism from ONE HUNDRED MILLION years prior to BC. Hats off to you man...Darwin can lick your boot heels.

MEANWHILE - In the Congressional vegetable garden

WHEN YOU SEE IT - You'll shit over 9000 bricks

TAGS: vegeta dragonballz over 9000 4chan meme
Rating: 2.03/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2011, 10:51 pm
It's a 3 year old poster....
UlyssesArt - November 10, 2011, 9:11 pm
so over the shitting bricks motifakes... get some original stuff happening this site is starting to get pretty repetitive.
HtD - March 2, 2009, 12:36 pm
Combining memes doesn't improve them.
Fail - March 2, 2009, 10:36 am
Fail motifake is failing...
Seb - December 22, 2008, 8:22 am
Stop with the shitting bricks!
yon - November 19, 2008, 9:30 am
no...no you'll just fuck up your high tech gadgetry.

SONGBIRDS - They're small and they suck, but they make a tasty appetizer!

TAGS: squirrel bird vegetarian vegan carnivore
Rating: 3.25/5

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[email protected] - March 30, 2010, 2:51 pm
The day the music stopped....rather abruptly

Vegan Joke #10 -

PROTEIN - Its for vegetarians too




TAGS: girls vegetables
Rating: 4.45/5

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TheOne - March 2, 2011, 8:35 pm
Thats kinda of a waste of time don't you think? Why don't you get some burgers on the barbie and keep asking for lettuce until its gone?

VEGETARIAN - Native American definition for "lousy hunter".

TAGS: vegetarian
Rating: 4.21/5

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in my day -

Vegan Joke #3 -

TAGS: vegan joke vegetable coma
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - April 16, 2014, 10:05 pm
Good...more bacon for me.
motifayk - April 16, 2014, 7:28 am
Unfortunately I do not think it is fad. More and more people are becoming Vegan.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:32 am
This whole vegan fad will soon disappear - alas, not soon enough. And honestly, no doubt you agree, that's what this is - a fad. I'm curious, not so much WHEN, but HOW it'll go down. Bwahahaha!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:25 am
Moo ha ha.
MissPriss - April 2, 2014, 2:32 am
Thanks crotchety...I know a few vegans and these are being emailed out to them. Gawd they hate me sometimes...teehee


TAGS: vegetarians
Rating: 4.19/5

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booger13 - April 4, 2010, 11:00 am
@ bart . simple answer NO ! ! ! have you ever tried to eat a Vegi girl ?? dude it is baaaaad .(twilight BAD) and everytime you kiss them , there is no taste *shrug* just RANK breath .(had 3 in my life)
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 3:07 am
Boobies! Can vegetarians go...downtown? Does that conflict with their ideology. I mean, technically, I'm meat.
rerun - February 28, 2010, 5:32 pm

Since when do I keep a Kosher house?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 28, 2010, 5:22 pm
Sorry, I can't eat that. It's not grass....Is it kosher?
rerun - February 28, 2010, 5:12 pm

I see an attractive woman covered by nasty vegetatian food.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 28, 2010, 5:09 pm
I see no good stuff...I see armpit wrinkles and over plucked eyebrows. 5L
rerun - February 28, 2010, 4:57 pm

One has to eat healthy to get to the good stuff.

NO THANKS - Strangely Enough I've Decided To Go Vegetarian Today.

vegetables -

TAGS: bug eattin vegetables
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:15 pm


MONSTERS IN THE CLOSET - Have nothing on fresh vegetables when it comes to a kid.

Vegetarians -


TAGS: vegetarian knives
Rating: 4.27/5

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Reality Lord - July 5, 2011, 5:06 pm


HORROR - No bacon! Not even meat Just vegetables

TAGS: rnr bacon meat vegetables burgers cheese
Rating: 2.91/5

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Nabs - July 28, 2009, 8:55 pm
Either way, I'd go to TOWN on that salad!
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 4:19 pm
It does look good.. minus the cheese. Can't do dairy
SGT P - October 19, 2008, 4:16 pm
Looks yummy to me. Though some chicken would be nice...
RnR - September 26, 2008, 3:40 am
it's Feta cheese i think... still horrible
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 26, 2008, 2:35 am
No, that's cheese, you can tell because it has way more texture on the surface than tofu could have. I like tofu. Honest, I'm not even saying that because of this brainsquid attached to my head.
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 5:00 pm
I don;t even think that's cheese! That's tofu! Holy shit! Eating this instead of food is like cuddling instead of having sex!

NECROPHILIA - $785????? Who knew pimps catered to necrophiliacs

TAGS: necrophilia pimps prostitutes this is what happens when you don t eat your vegetables
Rating: 2.71/5

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Cyberhagen - June 5, 2011, 12:46 pm
And so life ends tragically for the president of PETA..
Me_ - January 4, 2010, 5:42 pm
And I thought spending 50$ at the local bar and going home with some strange was expensive.
phydeaux - January 2, 2010, 4:08 am
Better be some HUGE tits under that lab el for that price...

Genetic Enginering -


TAGS: vegetales vegetarian hate
Rating: 4.73/5

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Verdeckt - October 27, 2011, 4:59 am
Who you callin' a fruit? You wear a tu-tu just ONCE and all of a sudden.. Oh wait
Greeny - October 26, 2011, 10:32 pm



TAGS: produceman vegetarian
Rating: 4.11/5

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Produceman117 - December 23, 2009, 10:28 pm
Funny stuff. Thank you.


TAGS: vegetables got game
Rating: 4.09/5

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GreyScorpion - March 14, 2010, 11:13 am
"Be Stong Little Man, this won't hurt a bit, well maybe a little at first".5L
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 3:30 am
She is gross.
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 3:27 am
Eh... I didn't notice it. Cindy Crawford has a mole, so I hear.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 3:23 am
Can't belive I approved this.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 3:23 am
Strong, not stong, idiot.
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 3:06 am
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 3:03 am
Face it.... your woman knows (now) that a carrot can get you pregnant!
TheTrashHeap - March 14, 2010, 3:02 am
5lions excellent!
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 3:02 am
I figured you'd have Narcissus'd your way outta that sure-thing!
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 3:00 am
HaHa!!! Nicely done, Aggy. I Oedipussed out when it came to sealing the deal, though...


TAGS: helmet tough vegetable juice faceplant
Rating: 4/5

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jameswnash - August 26, 2010, 7:55 pm
Gonna feel that one in the morning

PATIENCE - One day, he'll go to seed. Then she'll remember her "Little Photographer."

DEJECTED - I told my wife vegetables are good for you. Next time I'll shut up.

Recovering is good -

VEGANS - Don't eat food with a face

TAGS: vegans oatmeal vegetarian
Rating: 4.75/5

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calvin5040 - May 22, 2012, 12:51 am
I'm getting a sharpie and going to the grocery store and writing faces on everything.
rerun - May 20, 2012, 6:21 pm

great 1st poster

VEGETARIAN INDISCRETIONS - Hey... looked legit to me!


VEGETABLE DEVIANTS - Making the Angel-hair Pasta more and more nervous.

NO MATTER HOW BAD IT GETS - I am not going to eat vegetables, unless they are the kind that come in a hospital bed .

to all vegans -

TAGS: vegans vegan vegetarians meat groceries
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 11, 2013, 2:15 am
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 11, 2013, 2:15 am
Silverheart - December 10, 2013, 9:42 am

I was vegan once. It was a rough couple hours.

MUPPET SQUASH - Brought To You By the Letter "M"


TAGS: vegetarians can be convereted with a strip of bacon
Rating: 3.47/5

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LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 9:08 am
And they said Ghandi was smart!? Pssshh! 5L Mr. R!
Sean - September 18, 2009, 9:14 pm
Sean - September 18, 2009, 7:30 pm
Great punchline to an intentional joke.


TAGS: vegetarians side dishes
Rating: 2.6/5

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Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:25 pm
HaHa!!! Great Movie! "Why don't you say it in the microphone? I got a backup mike right here. And they don't like no feedback. What's up?"
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:25 pm
Ok... I'm off to the cuba cafe... back in a little. Someone try and stick around!
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:20 pm
Get her to sew THAT!
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 10:18 pm
You know why they believed you? Its Christopher Walken. Go after him, and your children wake up the next morning missing an arm.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:18 pm
Is that the blue hood that I left the "stain" on?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:16 pm
the Aggy Swastica....I have mixed feelings.....er.....I haven't washed my hood in a while....er....ummmm....er.......Heil Aggy?.....
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:16 pm
LOL I told the cops that I got them from Christopher Walken, and they believed me. Go figure...
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:14 pm
You too, produce?
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:14 pm
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:13 pm
Randon, that was ONE time. And, if I remember correctly, you were the one that sold me the ecstasy pills!
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
It doesn't. Not from this angle, anyhow.
CANADA - December 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
This guy had a hard-on for me earlier too. did you ban him aggy?
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
Probably looks closer to your boyfriend.
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:07 pm
I'm pleasantly surprised at the fact that Moo+ and Aggy refrained from saying this looked like my mom or girlfriend.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:54 pm
That's all I needed! Thanks!
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:53 pm
There is that better? Happy to oblige
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:49 pm
Last warning, sir.
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:48 pm
I pick the last person who pissed me off to ridicule, i can change it anytime givent he right provacation
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:37 pm
She's a dish I prefer on her side!
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:36 pm
heh heh heh...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 9:34 pm
One more word about my mom and I'm gonna kill the both of you.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:32 pm
Xopster... you need to choose a less provocational avatar.
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:31 pm
This guy loooks like he is from the the Vega star system

BLASPHEMY - Feeding kids that vegetarian hippy crap! Makes ‘em weak and easily lead…

MEAL - This is not


Dear Vegetarians -

TAGS: vegetarian survival of the fittest
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - November 9, 2015, 4:42 am
Thanks everyone :)
concern3 - November 9, 2015, 4:08 am
excellent a 5er
MissPriss - November 8, 2015, 12:36 pm
Does one eat meat or veggies if they're a vagitarian? That's what I love about ya Grey you can do both. 5L posters...funny and serious.
EmilioDumphque - November 8, 2015, 11:32 am
If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:21 am
I've always liked this joke---LUV what you did with it! 5L!
JesusWept - November 8, 2015, 9:02 am
LOL very clever. L L L L L

Vegan -

TAGS: vegan murder innocent fruit vegetables tattoo mugshot
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2016, 1:24 am
He probably would get less beat up if he had a swastika branded into his forehead. :-D
JesusWept - April 2, 2016, 12:12 pm
Yes :)
mizzdizz - April 2, 2016, 11:53 am
ROTFL! This is a mug shot, right? ^!!!!!


TAGS: cannibalism vegetarian mountainmeat mount st helens
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - May 24, 2016, 4:08 am
It wasn't that she was weak, it was that she didn't use oxygen
JesusWept - May 23, 2016, 8:16 pm
Haha good one! ^^^^^Up

Killer Tomatoes -

To My Dearest Vegans -

Rutabaga Dreams -

Warning Rumor -

TAGS: carved pumpkin warning other vegetables
Rating: 4.75/5

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Thedge - October 29, 2014, 11:38 am
Odd factoid: There is a long standing argument as to whether a pumpkin is a fruit or veg. thepumpkinfarm states it to actually be a berry (family - Cucurbitaceae). Ah well, who cares? Make some nice decorations and a decent pie. 5l

Vegetarian -

Have A Heart -